For ‘all-weather friend’ China, Pakistan to ramp up breeding of donkeys is now happy with Biden’s victory in USA . and to know that Symbol of Democratic Party is also Dunkey.: Begani shadi mein Abdulla Diwana
After 100 tonnes of hair, Pakistan to export 80,000 donkeys to China
Imran Khan Government in Pakistan, it seems, is leaving no stone-unturned to raise funds to save the broken country. from selling government cars to exporting hair, Pakistan government has tried everything to fill the financial gap left by gross corruption and US sanctions due to nation’s continuous support for terrorism.
The new source of revenue for the Pakistan government is – Donkey exports. Pakistan, which has the third largest donkey population in the world, will export the Donkey to China, opening the avenue to earn millions from the trade, according to a local media report.
China is investing as much a $50-odd billion in Pakistan for CPEC, so Pakistan, which will do anything for its ‘all-weather friend’ buddy China, is ramping up donkey breeding for China.
Perhaps Pakistan will have better luck.
Hearsay story:
Imran Khan is as a donkey belongs to Pak Army and ISI.
Imran Khan’s cabinet is full of donkeys in Pakistan. Throughout the day, he used to carry the bundle of Global jihadists from here to there. The Pak Army and ISI are stingy and ruthless. Never manage fodder for their Donkey-Imran. Just left, it open for grazing at night. There was also no pasture nearby. The donkey became very weak from the body.
One night the Donkey-Imran met a jackal XiJinping. The jackal asked him ‘Say sir, why are you so weak?’
The donkey told in a sad voice how he had to work all day. Nothing to eat. One has to face here and there in the dark in the night.
The jackal said, ‘Understand, now your days of starvation are gone. There is a large garden of foolish countries in the world. Variety of Currency Gold Minerals etc. are grown there. I, the Xi-Jinping have broken the unity of peoples of every country and made a secret way to enter in there. Just sneak in every night from there, eat there, and keep my health. You also come with me. Saliva dripped with ass jackal.
Entering the garden, the donkey ate his first full meal after months. Both stayed there overnight and before the sun rise the jackal went towards the forest and the donkey came to his boss Pak army and ISI.
Because of doing this every night gradually, the body of the donkey started filling up. His hair started glowing and the trick was fun. He absolutely forgot the day of starvation. One night after eating a lot, the donkey’s health turned green. He started to swing, raised his mouth, and started fluttering his ear. The jackal asked worried ‘Friend, what are you doing? Are you feeling well? ‘
The donkey closed his eyes and said in a warm voice, ‘My heart is singing. Singing should be done after having a good meal. Thinking that I should sing Jihadi militancy melody.
The jackal immediately warned ‘No, no, don’t do this, ass brother. Don’t run around singing. Don’t forget that we are both stealing there. Do not invite trouble. ‘
The donkey looked at the jackal with a crooked eye and said, ‘Jack brother, you remain wild. What do you know about jihadi militancy melody? ‘
jackal added. “”I don’t know anything about your melody, I only know how to save my life. Leave the stubbornness to follow your rhetoric, it is good for both of us,”
The donkey felt bad about the jackal, ran a mischief in the air, and started complaining, ‘You have insulted me by calling my melody disharmony. We asses in pure Fundamentalism religious rhythms. Fools cannot understand this. ‘
The jackal said ‘Donkey brother, I am foolish wild right, but obey my advice as a friend. Do not open your mouth. The patriots and nationalists watch-man will wake up,”
Ass laughed ‘Hey silly jackal! Hearing my melody, what is the guard of the countries; the Govt of the countries will also bring a necklace of flowers and will put it around my neck. ‘
The jackal acted cleverly, folded his hands, and said, ‘Donkey brother, I have realized my mistake. You are a great singer. I want to bring a garland of flowers to put in your neck, even the stupid jackal. You start singing only ten minutes after I leave so that I can return with flower garlands until I finish singing,”
The donkey proudly nodded in agreement. The jackal ran straight from there to the forest. The donkey started to crawl awhile after he left. As soon as he heard the sound of his ranking, the guards of the garden woke up and ran with the stick on the same side, where the sound of rain was coming. Seeing the donkey as soon as he reached there, the watch-man said, “This is the evil donkey, which was grazing our garden.”
Just piled on the donkey with all the watch-man sticks. In a short time, the donkey fell down in a pit.
Animated films have always been the first choice of people. The computer animated Pakistani comedy film ‘The Donkey King’ has made a mark in the film world. This is the first film through which Pakistani cinema has reached the world stage. This film made on the politics of Pakistan has become the most watched Pakistani film in the world.
The release date announced for the film was 13 October 2018, though it released a day earlier.
Plot: Mangu is an insignificant donkey washer who dreams of fame and riches. Though his uncle, Pehelwan Chacha discourages his dreams, the spirit of his father Changu often appears to tell him to keep dreaming.
Mangu’s land is ruled by the elite Big Cats who live off the herbivores. The public often holds many protests at this, which are futile. While delivering his laundry,
Mangu enters the castle and meets the crafty senior adviser, Miss Fitna.
Meanwhile the aging King Badshah Khan informs Fitna that he wishes to forfeit the crown to his incompetent and self-absorbed child Shahzada Khan. When Fitna influences the animals against this through propaganda, the King decides on a form of ‘democracy’, thinking that no one will be able to stand up to Shahzada.
Miss Fitna and her cohorts vainly look for a suitable candidate. Then Miss Fitna remembers the naive donkey who will be easily influenced. Mangu agrees to the campaign after encouragement from his father.
Mangu and Shahzada compete for the crown through many hilarious ways, like press talks and rap battles, while Fitna supports Mangu through the news’ influence and reverse psychology. Eventually, Mangu makes an inspirational speech from the bottom of his heart that wins over the animals.
The Cats are exiled and Mangu starts to live a life of luxury in the palace and neglects his duties.
Meanwhile Fitna secretly has an agenda of her own. She serves the human Ringmaster and kidnaps the animals for his circus. Mangu accidentally stumbles upon their prison.
Mangu ultimately accepts to bear the weight of kigdom. But he says that weight should not be more than 30 Kgs,
There after Mangu realizes his mistakes. apologizes to the animals and stops Fitna’s party. Fitna falls off the cliff into the sea. The public and the Cats fix their problems and accept Mangu as their king
he animals now begin to say that It was their big mistake to make Mangu king.
Meanwhile, Changu’s spirit moves on, convinced his son achieved his dreams.
